Christmas Rum Cake Joke

My sister s christmas rum cake joke hot 6 years ago every year around this time my sister makes an attempt to create what she says is her masterpiece of culinary delight in fact she usually makes two or three attempts but alas i have yet to sample even a tiny morsel of it.

Christmas rum cake joke. Stir in water and sugar. Before you start sample the rum and check for good quality. Allow to sit for five minutes. Now pour the whole mess into the oven and ake.

Sugar 1 or 2 quarts of rum 1 cup dried fruit brown sugar 1 tsp. Recipe for christmas rum cake ingredients. You know i had a piece of homemade rum cake a friend made her husband thought she put a little too much rum in it it was sooooo good plus had a swig or two of my husband s hard cider beer at their restaurant. While cake has ten minutes to go make the glaze.

Christmas december 25 christmas rum cake. Check the rum again and bo to ged. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Remove cake from oven.

It must be just. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. It must be just right. Now select a large mixing bowl measuring cups spatula etc.

Check that rum again for quality. Brain candy humor collection is a series of funny writing jokes parodies sarcasm and witty essays. Sample the rum again. 1 or 2 qts.

Humor editor andy simmons recalls the 25 funniest christmas jokes stories and news items in this outrageous guide to the yuletide. Immediately drizzle 1 3 of the glaze on the bottom top of the cake. Check the rum again. 1 cup dried fruit.

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Select a large mixing bowl measuring cup etc. Try it again with an electric beater beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Before you start sample the rum to check for quality. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees.

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